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Girls Girls Girls Of The 1970s

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There are five films here, though not exactly ?feature? films; total combined run time is about 3 hours.  With one exception, each film (or fragment) has it?s merits.

The Sexpert

One way to avoid costly sync sound is to make a parody of silent films, and that?s what this is ? but a surprisingly good one at that. Stan Ross never speaks a word during the numerous skits, though he does *** some jokes via title cards. His persona is a blend of silent characters; he looks like the elder Buster Keaton and occasionally is very stoic. But really his character is a lecherous man child that doesn?t understand the sexual revolution around him; a cross between Harry Langdon and Fatty Arbuckle.

Picture Book Of Love

There is a plot involving a scam artist who sells a glass ring to a mark in a bar, who then scores with a working girl. But the best scene is the floor show with a harem theme. A bizarre heckler in a top hat ruins the act, but the three people watching, including the bartender, don’t appear to mind.

The stripper is disgusted, but ends up servicing him anyway in the dressing room. That’s desperation, depravity, or both. Surreal and worth a gander.

Ski Party

Not much to see here, really, though a simulated scene with the camera in the wrong place reveals a literal hand job – she’s just kissing her own empty fist. Looks like a thousand other porn flicks in style and execution, though safely [and inemptly] non explicit.

Leid In Hawaii

Wow, this is one sleazy flick. Two dudes pick up a couple of chicks, almost, since one gets dumped while his dream girl goes for a nature worshipping bartender that rapes her after she gives him head and after he spouts a bunch of nonsense about his female ancestors being raped. The third wheel is devastated over his rejection, so after his buddy passes out from too much Olympia beer, the girlfriend does him on the floor of the men’s room (almost certainly a superfund site by now). They did put down paper towels for her. Obviously hard core sex acts, though no genitals are displayed.

School Of Love

Another surreal escapade in low rent sexploitation land, this one boasts the ever luscious presence of Monica Gayle. Sharon Kelly went hard core while Monica went legit, later appearing in popular television shows and non-nude as Patch in Jack Hill’s Switchblade Sisters (aka The Jezebels). She appeared in several sleazy epics with Ushci Digart, but her best starring sexploitation vehicle was undoubtedly Sandra – The Making Of A Woman.  This one, probably not originally titled School Of Love (perhaps it’s Psychodrama?), features Monica rather prominently among MILF sex counselors and bondage sex clubs. Gonzo.